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What if the President gets addicted to Tumblr?
Advisor: Mr President, you're needed in the Oval Office. It's urgent. A matter of national security.
Obama: Give me two minutes, I'm just doing something.
Advisor: But, sir! It's imperative that you are there immediately!
Obama: GODDAMN IT, ANDERSON, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF KITTENS HUGGING?!
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That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...