A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you:
Then you realize it was your reflection in the store mirror
The moment in the disney movie when he falls for her
disney makes the moments so perfectly!
Opening a present and seeing you got clothes.
when you were 7:
I love putting my earphones in, but still secretly listening to the conversations around me.