When you look at how many serving sizes are in...
shit-thatblows: repress: How I instantly feel:
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
darrenfartspuppies: REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES” REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE” REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS” REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED” REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE” REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
laughfever: I bet people who unfollow me wear crocs with socks
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
sodamnrelatable: and you’re just sitting there like via sodamnrelatable
me: i'll do it at 7PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing
When your mom used to brush your hair →
funniest10k: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fish: what is air
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.